Pornhub Launches Online Casino; Everyone Else Quits

Ah, Pornhub, the “video streaming” site that none of us have ever visited in our entire life ever. Despite being one of the biggest adult sites out there, Pornhub, or rather, its owners, have remained rather friendly and open to the community, occasionally releasing fun stats and information such as the fact that traffic to the site dropped by 10% the night “Fallout 4” was released. They’re cool in my book, but ultimately, we shouldn’t forget that they’re still essentially YouTube for porn… Which is why I’m rather confident that their next endeavor could be their greatest success, to the point where, if they play their cards right, they could become the next big thing in online gambling.

Let’s look at the facts, shall we? First off, the demographic of people active on sites like Pornhub (mostly males between 20 and 40) overlaps ideally with the demographic of people who visit gambling sites. Are all members of those communities exclusively males between 20 and 40? No, not by a long shot, but a whole lot of them are, enough to create a sustainable business model. After all, an online casino doesn’t need as much income as other endeavors in order to succeed, and I am certain that even if only 5% of Pornhub’s extremely vast audience sign up for this new service, then the company will be able to turn in a profit. As for the other reason I’m confident in their success, well…

What you’re looking at here are the dealers that are going to be keeping the players occupied during the live casino. In case you didn’t recognize them (you liar), these lovely, scantily-clad ladies are Dani Daniels and Monique Alexander, two rather prolific adult film actresses. On top of the fact that they’re very attractive and wear practically nothing, the dealers in the live casino are also sometimes going to be rewarding the players with a sneak peek at their, um… Mammary glands? Hey, I gotta keep this article PG-13, despite everything!

In case you’d like to join Pornhub’s new casino service (for science, of course), you’ll be free to do so when it launches in the following months. Current sign-up bonuses are unknown, nor do we have any information about which casino games providers they’ll be working with, but honestly, do you care? Yeah, I thought so.

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